Oh! Well, Thank Goodness.

March 13, 2008

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To employ a heavy-handed but probably apt metaphor, headlines like this are the journalist’s version of using the cop code “NHI,” for No Humans Involved. Good luck to the reporters working for a newspaper with an enfeebled operations, sales, or circulation department. Your job just got a lot harder, and you’re probably next.


NYPost: ‘Lead,’ ‘Leave,’ Whatever

March 13, 2008

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Oh, it’s only the state governor’s resignation speech, Posties, don’t worry. It’s probably not all that important to get it right.


Grrr.

March 12, 2008

Here’s how I feel, late in the game, about last week’s cybercry over former Gawker writer Emily Gould’s apparent relationship with Keith Gessen of n+1, her onetime boss’s lengthy and lame review of it and her subsequent post on Jezebel:

Roll Eyes Gould’s blog is filled with commenters going round the bend (like this and this one too.) Perhaps most annoying because he or she is subtly insane instead of overtly so? The commenter who criticizes Gould’s feminist sensibility thusly: “And aren’t you fucking a guy about a decade your senior?”

Yes, because true feminism can really only be embodied by robbing the cradle. Guess who else fucked a guy about a decade her senior? Elizabeth Cady Stanton, for fuck’s sakes.


WNBC Distracts You From Ho-Gate By Masquerading As VH1 c. 1993

March 11, 2008

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A Little Sanctimony Is Good For The Soul

March 11, 2008

Comment “But one thing I can’t understand is how you guys seem to think that there are off limit subjects re: Gawker…Anyone who reads Gawker is fundamentally interested in things that are not really their business, that cross some boundary of appropriateness. Isn’t it obvious that people will have a keen interest in how the money changes hands there?” [Comments]

Well hey there, WandaWhoLikesTheSummerMonths: People who read Gawker or work there, or watch it professionally do have a keen interest in it, and they’re certainly entitled to it. There’s not much out there that I think is legitimately off-limits (the personal heartaches and tragedies of private citizens notwithstanding. Of course, if they put them on the Internet, fair game and no whining.)

There are, however, things I don’t think rate as many column inches as they typically get, including my own opinion on just about anything. Granted, it’s more than a little sanctimonious for me to criticize people for analyzing any media outlet, considering they’re only doing the job I did for a few months on someone’s payroll, which I usually do for free if anyone’s in hearing range. Then again, a little sanctimony is good for the soul.

What irritates me to no end is when reporters doing that analysis are interested less in pursuing the actual reality of a place than fulfilling a pre-designed narrative they’ve concocted about a place they love to hate to love. Go to Zaire or Missouri or something and try to change some lives for the better (a tired petition, to be sure, but no less true for being so. I’d go myself, but I can’t get anyone to pay me for it and a girl’s got to eat.) Which is why I also say, if they’re offering you some good cash for your pre-designed narrative, more power to you. The art of the sell-out is performed at least twice in a person’s life and if it isn’t, then you’re probably an insufferable moralist or an impostor. Both, usually.


In The Press: More About Nick Denton Than You Perhaps Wanted To Know

March 10, 2008

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Courtesy of The Observer and his old friend Jay Rayner, who grew up with the Gawker Media owner:

  • “Nick said he’d be friends with me because I knew lots of people,” says former classmate and colleague Dave Galbraith.
  • “He was famous for not committing to a Friday- or Saturday-night plan unless he could be certain that he had alighted upon the best option.”
  • “Today he is happily cohabiting with Doug, an artist.”
  • What prompted Denton to leave his Financial Times post in San Francisco in the late 90s? “The deadlines were horrible and the FT had no prestige there.” Horrible deadlines are such a bitch man, I hear you.
  • Nick suggests they start thinking about selling a couple of their sites and perhaps launching a new one,” Rayner reports, describing a meeting he was allowed to sit in on at Denton’s loft. (Excellent investor-fishing maneuver there, by the way, Nick. Or um, diversionary tactic. Whatevs.)
  • “I want to institutionalise and automate chequebook journalism,” Denton tells Rayner, saying he’ll “split page-view bonuses with them if the story runs.” Let the commenter-blogger feud begin!


Related: This Guardian piece about Gawker’s payment system (which merits 1,000 words anyplace why exactly?) made it sound like I fully endorse it. “Are bonuses the best way to motivate writers?” the reporter asked me. My long-winded response is after the jump, and if you don’t give a rat’s ass about any of this, then I like you very much and think we should get a beverage sometime.

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Dear Jilted Wife: Be A Dear And Wear Something Light-Bluish To The Press Conference?

March 10, 2008

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At least Silda Swinton had an appropriate look on her face.

“Before speaking, Mr. Spitzer stood with his arm around his wife; the two nodded and then strode forward together to face more than 100 reporters. Both had glassy, tear-filled eyes, but they did not cry.”

Eesh, New York Times. Eesh.

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Wendy Vitter’s color palet choices, on the other hand, I still have no explanation for.


Well, This Is Awkward, Eliot

March 10, 2008

Eliot Spitzer.Thumbnail From Governor Eliot Spitzer’s press release announcing New York’s Anti-Human Trafficking Law on May 16, 2007:

“Updating and enhancing our human-trafficking laws to adequately punish the perpetrators of these unspeakable crimes and sufficiently support victims is critically important,” said Governor Spitzer. “New York is finally joining the ranks of other states in ensuring that those who exploit innocent people and children and cause extreme suffering are subject to strict punishment under state law.”

The legislation made New York the 24th state in the nation to have an anti-trafficking law and was heralded as a strong and significant step by the Governor’s office.


Holy Shit

March 10, 2008

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Who Else Thought They Meant The Sandal?

March 7, 2008

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No one? Okay then.